Takin' out the garbage can be such a drag
There's some crusty old gristle
hanging off a dish rag
That's sittin' right on top by some moldy old beans
If I hadn’t mixed it together in the wrong color bag
Takin’ out the garbage wouldn’t be such a drag.
I’m needin’ a solution to this
Wrong bag pollution
What can I do?
I am garbage bag blue
I know it!
I can swing by Wazz’s as I head to the dock
They have grey Waste Management bags in stock!
Dealin' with the garbage is a terrible task
But always be sure to do right by your trash
No black, no white, no green,
Only grey Waste Management bags can be seen!*
*Note: When tossing your trash on Drummond Island be sure to get an official grey Waste Management bag first. If you toss any other bag into one of the dumpsters at Wazz's the Garbage Police are sure to track you down and administer the appropriate fine.
Then you too will be singing the Garbage Bag Blues . . .